Put down your movie scripts and your glasses, ladies (and curious gents): Jon Hamm is in the house and his body is hotter than a summer day in Miami. So sit back and take off all your clothes – it’s time to appreciate the smoldering hotness of Jon Hamm.

Table of Contents

• 1. Uncontainable Bulge: Jon Hamm’s Hot Bod!
• 2. Enjoy Those Sweaty Arm Pits: The Sexiest of the Sexiest
• 3. The Art of Abs: Hamm’s 6 Pack
• 4. Toned Torso of Tyranny: Jon Hamm’s Heatwave in Full Swing
• Q&A
• In Summary

1. Uncontainable Bulge: Jon Hamm’s Hot Bod!

Jon Hamm has been teasing us with his bulge for years, and we are finally ready to appreciate it with a big, wet kiss! Here are some of our favorite shots of Hamm’s hot bod that no shirt can contain:

• Hamm’s tight tank tops that show off his sculpted torso
• Those billowy sweatpants that can barely contain his package
• The seriously suave V neck sweaters right off the runway

No matter what Hamm wears, one thing is for sure – it’s easy to get aroused by the subtle sexiness of it all! His undoubting confidence is a turn-on for any viewer, especially when his wardrobe allows us to admire the sensual contour of his musculature. His strong jawline, muscular arms and broad shoulders are all an inspiration of beauty!

Our hearts quicken at the sight of Hamm’s goods, and each time we see him in public, rumors of a secret strip tease start swirling in our minds. We can’t wait to see what’s coming up next with Hamm’s body!

2. Enjoy Those Sweaty Arm Pits: The Sexiest of the Sexiest

We have arrived. It is now time to ride the wave of arm pits awesomeness. Ever felt an undeniable connection with someone’s sweat-drenched arm pits? Well, you have come to the right place! Here are just a few of the best things about those notorious sweat pits:

• Nothing is sexier than those crispy-clean sweat marks.
• The smell of the sweat is like a secret potion to lure in the unsuspecting prey.
• The sweat glistening in the candlelight, like an invitation waiting to be accepted.
• Their wet heat, like a seductive oil massage in the middle of summer.

These succulent arm pits have caused more than one epic fantasy to be foraged, and that is why we are still enchanted by them today. These days, all it takes is a simple back-rub, and those notorious PG-rated sweat marks will start to show, along with some heavy breathing and a few naughty glances. If you are into the naughty side of sweaty pits, you know that it’s time for a good ol’ fashioned make-out session. Come on, let’s give those magical sweat pits the attention they deserve.

3. The Art of Abs: Hamm’s 6 Pack

Sculpting a ripped 6-pack is easier said than done, but hamm’s iconic ab workout has been inspiring men to get shredded for years! Want to get a set of abs that’ll make your man scream with pleasure? Then you’ve gotta try out hamm’s 6-pack routine.

How It Works:

• Start with the reverse crunch: Controlling the motion with your core, raise your legs until your knees are close to your chest and then quickly lower them down. Repeat for 2 sets of 25 reps.
• Next, move onto the bicycle crunch: Simultaneously raise one leg and the opposite hand and twist your torso to touch them together. Similarly, lower them back down so your opposite leg and hand can twist and reach each other. Aim to complete 2 sets of 15 reps.
• Finishing off with the mountain climbers. Position your feet at shoulder width apart, and bring each knee alternatively towards your chest. Move slowly and control the rhythm with your core. Finish off the series with 2 sets of 20 reps.

4. Toned Torso of Tyranny: Jon Hamm’s Heatwave in Full Swing

Jon Hamm’s golden bronzed physique radiates heat this season, as he’s been spotted showing off his torso in tight tank tops and flying the world-renowned flag of magnificence for us all to witness and gaze upon. He’s truly embraced his inner condescending tyrant (which, let’s be real, we all secretly crave) as his charm and allure infiltrate the atmosphere.

The manly mastery conveyed in his ever brooding gaze, taunt smirk and to-die-for biceps all combine to make him an unstoppable force of masculine energy. On top of this, Jon’s commitment to oversized chinos and an apparent deep appreciation for a well-fitted polo shirt on Sundays, further cements him in the homoerotic hall of fame. All of this heat is just too much to be contained by a single man.

• Destined to make us swoon with unending devotion.
• Those gaze, teased locks, lips, eyes and that unbelievable torso.
• It won’t be long before Jon is crowned King of kings.

To Wrap It Up

His body is sure to be craved by all kinds — but only fans of Jon Hamm will truly know the satisfied pleasure of his hotness. Let us all bask in the erotic glory that is Jon Hamm’s tantalizing physique!